[BTC] Buy the Dip! Dad Hat

BEFORE: Your favorite crypto…"For real for real, on god, no cap." 
NOW: Your favorite crypto, ON CAP.

Bitcoin is the O.G. cryptocurrency—birthed by the godly and mysterious Satoshi Nakamoto. The digital gold once shunned and mocked by the titans of Wall St., now gobbled up by institutes faster than toilet paper in a pandemic....
I got 99 problems, Bitcoin ain't one! And it wouldn't be 99 but 21 million, the finite max that can be circulated - so celebrate your BTC maximalism with your own cap, before we hit the cap of supply.

Your future is bright  - so protect your eyes and level up your swag with the legendary OCNG dad hat. Now in six tasty flavors. One size fits all. 

Product Specs:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle, one size fits all

Please note: we are a minuscule operation and waste conscious bunch. To avoid overproduction and inventory bummers, this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.