Alpha: Buy your OC•NG merch

Greetings, my Brothers-in-Coin! HODL zealots! DeFi acolytes! Techno-ninjas! Disciples of Sathoshi! Altcoin Aficionados! BYDFi Whizzes! Coin Crusaders! Titans of Tokens! Purveyors of Pump!

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We at OCNG already know that your foresight and taste are impeccable. Therefore, we humbly bring you the finest merchandise - put your digital dollars where your mouth is and show your love and support for your horse in the [new economy and memecoin] race.

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Subtly flex to the world that you are a future Early Retiree. A revolutionary. A whale. A non-Normie. Your cryptosis is not a disease, but a superpower! A divine trait! The time is now to wear it.

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And do DO NOT stop DOYR, BTFD, and most importantly, HODL at all costs. 

Godspeed, Goodluck, and WAGMI.

- DeFi Eli and the OCNG Team