[DOGE] Buy the Dip! Dad Hat

BEFORE: Your favorite crypto…"For real for real, on god, no cap." 
NOW: Your favorite crypto, ON CAP.

You know the saying - big dogs' gotta eat - and DOGE is the alpha of the pound. Clocking in at 5 billy new coins a year, its market cap is on par with its puppetmaster daddy, Elon Musk. 

Your future is bright  - so protect your eyes and level up your swag with the legendary OCNG dad hat. Now in six tasty flavors. One size fits all. 

Product Specs:
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle, on size fits all

Please note: we are a minuscule operation and waste conscious bunch. To avoid overproduction and inventory bummers, this product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you.